Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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