Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
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I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
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So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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