If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
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"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
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Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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