where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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