So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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