Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
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called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
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seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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