i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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