So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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