can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
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he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
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FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.