I think I died a long time ago.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
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Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
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we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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