I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
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We tried having a conversation with our noses.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
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i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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