dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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