school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
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i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
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One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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