Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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