I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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