margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
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Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
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Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
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