I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Acid is not a monday night drug
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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