Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
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I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
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I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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