dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
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I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
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I fill condoms, not promises.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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