party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
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I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
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I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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