week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
soo... how was my night?
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