BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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