Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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