This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
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I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
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well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
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