so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
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I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
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I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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