Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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