Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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