Where did you get a picture of my penis
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
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just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
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Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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