absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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