i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
