Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
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