I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
Randomize
