stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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