CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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