I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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