People with herpes should wear stickers.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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