she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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