what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
he told me I talked like a deaf person
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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