That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
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Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
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you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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