If i come over, it means nothing
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
He passed out mid-signature
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
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