Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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