I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
