Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
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I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
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We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
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