Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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