Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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