And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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