People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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