nut hugger
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I'm experimenting with sincerity
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Randomize
