I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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