(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
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