her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
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Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
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I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
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“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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