please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
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in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
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There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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