Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
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no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
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Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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