so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
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Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
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We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.