Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
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He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
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so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.