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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.

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• (707): View more from California

  Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed

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• (585): View more from New York

  bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning

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  oh god.. jail?

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  better, on the catwalk of the auditorium

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• (917): View more from New York City

  He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  She just said, "are my livers going to die?"

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• (979): View more from Texas

  There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.

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• (661): View more from California

  He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!

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• (917): View more from New York City

  He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)

  (1-803): View more from South Carolina

  Did you watch the carolina game tonight?

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES

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• (+34): View more from Spain

  Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.

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• (516): View more from New York

  Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.

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