I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
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