turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
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This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Of course I have a pirate flag
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
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Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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